A pictorial love letter to the Southern-fried turkey

by CountryFriedMama on November 26, 2009

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I’m trying to talk Country-Fried Daddy into a midnight run to Toys ‘R Us.  He’s not going for it, shockingly, so I might have to ease my disappointment with one more little plate of the fabulous fried turkey we had for dinner.

As I have mentioned before, Country-Fried Daddy first took me home to his parents’ place for Thanksgiving dinner 13 years ago, before we were even dating.  CFD’s parents served a feast that day: fried turkey, cornbread dressing, sweet potato casserole, and lots of other dishes that were unfamiliar to me then, but oh-so-delicious.

As my father-in-law got ready to fry our turkey today, I thought it was time to share a bit of that experience with those of you who have never had the pleasure of eating Thanksgiving dinner quite like this.

Yum

The bird: 18 pounds of goodness

JustALittleOil

If you want to fry a turkey, first you need to put some oil in a pot.

AndSomeMore

Make sure you buy a lot of oil.

ThisIsNotAWessonAd

I swear this is not a Wesson ad.

GIveItTheJuice

When Grandpa pulled out the syringe, Miss D. got nervous…

MoreJuice

…but the shot was for the bird.

BigBirdSmallGirl

Phew!

FireItUp

CFD and I got a turkey fryer as a wedding gift, but we’ve never used it.  This photo should explain why.  This much oil + propane + fire = scary.

HotEnoughForYa

This sucker cooked at about 400 degrees for ONE HOUR.  That’s 18 pounds of turkey cooked and ready to eat in an hour.  That is NOT the way we do it back home, but we should.

Smokin

It takes two to put the turkey in the pot, as well as a two-by-four.  (CFD says this is not a two-by-four, but I never let a little thing like factual inaccuracy get in the way of a joke, so let’s just go with it, shall we?)

LowerTheBoom

If you lower the bird too fast, the oil will bubble over and you’ll never grow grass in that spot again.

BubbleBubble

This already smelled good at this point.  For real.

EatIt

Oh, yeah.

TheFixins

Fried turkey tastes better when you serve it with at least three starches: macaroni and cheese, sweet potato casserole, and cornbread dressing are ideal.

TheResult

The verdict: Yum!

(Note: Belly is not in this final shot because she ate half a roll and went to bed. It was all just a little too exciting for her.  Good thing we saved some leftovers for tomorrow!)

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{ 7 comments… read them below or add one }

Zen Mom November 27, 2009 at 9:40 am

Yum, yum and yum. I’m afraid to mention this post to my husband…he’ll be all over it not just for Thanksgiving but every day. Hope you had a great Thanksgiving.

Bubbe November 27, 2009 at 2:18 pm

yum yum yum! Very jealous. the turkey is a beauty, but Miss D is the star.

faemom November 27, 2009 at 2:38 pm

I heard that once you try fried turkey, you never go back.

NewlyParents.com November 28, 2009 at 9:24 pm

I’ve never had fried turkey but I’d love to try it. I asked for snuck in a deep fryer on our wedding registry but was later told we didn’t get it because, “It was stupid.”

I desperately wanted to make a deep fried taco. We all have dreams :)

Now, your pictures have made me hungry.

Terin November 29, 2009 at 8:27 am

Fried turkey is amazing and definitely the new tradition in my family. We’ve had it for maybe the last 5 or 6 Thanksgiving dinners.

Only difference is that we use peanut oil.

Steel Magnolia November 30, 2009 at 10:13 am

Oh my goodness that looks good! I made a sweet potato casserole this year and it was so yummy. The turkey picture also reminds me of the first time I had fried turkey. We were trying to conceive and I thought, “I must be pregnant because I am standing here eating this turkey out of the pan with my bare hands!” Maybe it was just really good fried turkey!

Jane November 30, 2009 at 4:18 pm

I have never had fried turkey but boy! That sure looks delicious! I wanna come to your house next year!

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